Got a slap of the ugly stick

phr.

Heard in Cork and Kerry

An unattractive person, especially one considered to have been rendered so by a notional blow from an implement of ugliness.

In use

Jez id say she got a slap off the ugly stick." "She got some slap of the ugly stick.

Posh English

Upon my word, I fancy she was smitten by the cudgel of homeliness.

Same phrase, other counties

  • Kerry (not in the dictionary)