I wouldn get up on her to hang curtains

exp.

Heard in Tipperary

A declaration that a woman is so unattractive one would not engage in sexual intercourse with her even under the most contrived of circumstances.

In use

The state of her I wouldnt get up on her to hang curtains

Posh English

The state of her, I would not scale her even to adjust the drapery.

  • Hang fireWait. Probably a bastardisation of "Hold your Fire" and "Hang on".
  • Hang sandwichA sandwich filled with a sliced pink reconstituted meat product that is often labeled as…
  • CurtainsTo come to an abrupt or final end, especially in a dramatic fashion.
  • A hang sangwidgeA traditional ham sandwich, typically packed for a journey.
  • Hang a scheet/skeetTo leave a place quickly.
  • Hang sangwedgesSandwiches, the traditional food of choice at hurling matches, often wrapped in tinfoil.

FAQ

What does I wouldn get up on her to hang curtains mean?

A declaration that a woman is so unattractive one would not engage in sexual intercourse with her even under the most contrived of circumstances.

How do you use I wouldn get up on her to hang curtains?

For example: “The state of her I wouldnt get up on her to hang curtains” In Posh English: The state of her, I would not scale her even to adjust the drapery.